chicken wings? more like 'butt' wings

Today, I went to Jim and Milt's on Pensacola because I heard their chicken wings are the most delicious in Tallahassee (plus, they were $.35 a piece today). I was a little skeptical at first. I haven't had a good wing in this town since I moved here 3 years ago.

But it seems like every college guy's dream: $2.00 beer pitchers, wings for $.35 cents each, and all of the college basketball you could watch... on multiple screens. I was in my element.

Now, I wouldn't say I'm a connoisseur in the world of wings... But I know a good wing once it hits the taste buds.

These wings were the anti-Christ of chicken.

They were like a mix between worn tire tread and molten arm pit sweat. Absolutely terrible. First of all, there were only 3 flavors available and they all tasted the same. Secondly, I CHEWED THROUGH two bones (bones are supposed to be soft and chewy???)

And to top it all off, the waitress couldn't figure out how to change the channel on the TV- so we watched the golf channel. That's oodles of fun right there, let me tell ya.

Waitress- "Sorry, but these are new TVs and I don't know how to change the channel yet."
Ryan- "Uh... isn't there two little triangle buttons on the side that you can push?"
Waitress- "I'm not sure, let me ask my manager." *walks away abruptly & NEVER comes back*

So there we sat. Plates half full of untouched wings, 10 television screens ALL TUNED INTO THE SAME GOLF MATCH, and our burden of hunger... unscathed even after my friend and I were done.

Yes, yes, yes... we drank the beer- but that's always good.

So I leave you now with this: Classmates, teachers, friends and foes alike... If you go to Jim & Milt's for wings, you will be headed to your kitchen shortly thereafter for a pot of spaghetti.



Cheers,
Ryan