Writer's Block

I have writer's block.
The name itself is very intuitive, but for those of you who don't know, writer's block is when a writer cannot think of anything to write. Basically, the creative juices (that sounds so nasty) just are not flowing.
We've all experiences writer's block at some point or another. For me, it usually comes along after I've been procrastinating a paper for way too long and, the night before it is due, I finally sit down to begin writing only to be blocked. Soooooo frustrating! Generally after about an hour of slinging around all the profanity in my arsenal, I finally think of an opening paragraph, or a single line and I go from there.
In this instance, writer's block actually PROVIDED me with inspiration! HAH! I beat the system! Take that writer's block!