He's the King of Country-Western Troubadours

His name is Unknown Hinson (Named after his father: Unknown) and he is the undeniable King of Country-Western Troubadours. Celebrities everywhere are singing his praises (From www.unknownhinson.com): Billy Bob Thornton names Unknown as one of his favorite songwriters and a genius picker. Matt Groening (the Simpsons) labels Unknown as a guitar maniac (and funny as hell to boot!) Tom Petty came backstage at a Hollywood event to ask Unknown how he gets his "sound". The Rolling Stones invited him to participate in the soundcheck session for their latest show in Charlotte, NC.
So what is there to know about Unknown? Well he's a vampire that claims Hank Williams, The Beatles, and Jimi Hendrix (Among others) stole songs from him while he was doing 30 years in prison for trumped up charges including three counts of murder, 19 paternity suits, vampirism and random grave-robbing offenses. So take a look and enjoy the undisputed King of Country-Western Troubadours...