Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Yay! Radical Christian Guy!!!

Today was one of the very special days where radical christian guy 'graced' us with his presence. Most of you know who I'm talkin about. He's the dude with the glasses and the bible who is pretty much a walking advertisement for radical christianity. No joke. He literally has reversible signs strapped over his body for everyone to read. The one he had on for the most of his speech today carried the message:

WARNING
Fornicators, drunkards, sodomists, pot smokers, gangster rappers, immodest women, darwinists, gamblers, feminists, socialists, abortionists, pornographers, homosexuals, jihadists, dirty dancers, hypocrites

JUDGMENT IS COMING!!!!!

He came with his own tag line too that he kept spewing out. It was "Turn from your sin and turn to the lord....Cuz if you dont turn..You burn!!!!" Lol it rhymed!

Radical christian guy came to advertise his religion and personal beliefs through messages intended on scaring us (the giganctic crowd) straight. BUT his message was perceived much different to his target audience than he intended. He told everyone they were going to hell. And his passion and fervor just so happened to inadvertently make my day =) The crowd kept growing. It was the best visit I've seen from radical christian guy yet! At one point he began shaking his fists in the air declaring "I AM JUDGMENTAL!!"... and he got 4 more onlookers instantly. Friends were coming over becuase their friends called them to share the message. It was great. It was so word of mouth. It got pretty heated though when he declared that "whosoever votes for Obama will go to hell". It stopped being funny to ppl..it hit too close to home. His visit caused such an uproar. Kids began fighting amongst eachother about the election. They got so loud that radical christian guy had to relocate two feet a way so he can keep delivering his powerful message. He really moved ppl even if it wasnt in the direction he planned. He drew a huge crowd, caused word of mouth, and stirred emotions in ppl. It was a great visit. It just goes to prove the power of thinking big.

Yay! Radical Christian Guy!!!

1 comment:

arensb said...

Radical Christian Guy and his posse were at the University of Maryland today, in case you care.

I stole... er, copied your transcription of the back of the sandwich board. Thanks for putting it up.